I think the picture in my sig line says it all.
Lets all try to think of bunny rabbits and rainbows instead...
George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments
1. I attacked and took over two countries.
2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
3. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
4. I set an economic for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history. (Tough to beat my dad's, but I did)
9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by an president in US history.
11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history.
15. I set the record for fewest pres conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
16. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
18. I cut health-care benefits for war veterans.
19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against ant person in the history of mankind.
20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
21. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
22. Members of my caninet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest muliti-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her)
23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.
27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)
28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from Elections Monitoring Board.
30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history.
31. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.
33. I refused to allow inspector?s access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 elections.
35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations.
36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation)
37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
40. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge
investments in corporations that later made bids for gov contracts.
44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
46. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category-heading straight down. RECORDS AND REFERENCES
47. I have at at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meeting I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I think the picture in my sig line says it all.
Lets all try to think of bunny rabbits and rainbows instead...
You people are all unamerican communists. If you hate Bush so gosh darn much, just leave the country. Better off, shoot yourselves in the head and join Karl Marx in hell. In American we believe in pure unadulterated jingoism. Be a good Christian, watch Fox News, never question our great president, and call any of God's... I mean Bush's opponents flip floppers. God Bless America and God bless Bush, Cheney, and all the rest of the other firm Christian leaders that have made our country a great powerful nation.
"Look Mom!! A Republican!!"
Wow, I was right with ya until ya said FOX News...they're just too damned liberal for my conservative blood. Well gotta go disown my gay son and have my housekeeper dump this used motor oil from my expensive European sedan in a near by stream. Don't tax those of us with more money than sense! Take from the blue collar worker struggling to make ends meet already, they love a good challenge.
I am an un-American Communist. I hate Bush so gosh darn much I am going to leave the country. Better off, I will shot myself in the head and join Karl Marx in hell. I do not believe in pure unadulterated jingoism.
DIE PINKO COMMIE SCUM!!!
Muahahahaha!
<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Distorted, get the rope, we got ourselves a raghead to lynch.Originally posted by gotXyourXcancer:
I am an un-American Communist. I hate Bush so gosh darn much I am going to leave the country. Better off, I will shot myself in the head and join Karl Marx in hell. I do not believe in pure unadulterated jingoism.
I will spiral into a deep depression if Bush takes this election again...
<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">European sedan??? If you don't drive a '88 Bronco like me with my "Politically incorrect and proud of it" frame and shotgun in the trunk, you should.Originally posted by DistortedSoul:
"Look Mom!! A Republican!!"
Wow, I was right with ya until ya said FOX News...they're just too damned liberal for my conservative blood. Well gotta go disown my gay son and have my housekeeper dump this used motor oil from my expensive European sedan in a near by stream. Don't tax those of us with more money than sense! Take from the blue collar worker struggling to make ends meet already, they love a good challenge.
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